Jokes ha ha (MAST hai)

 

 

Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes…. 

 

> Baniya:Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

> Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

> Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

> S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

> Baniya: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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> Baniya on his death time.

> My wife, where r u ?

> Wife:Yes, I'm here

> My sons daughters ru all here?

> Yes, Papa

> Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???

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> Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

> Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola

> MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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> Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

> Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

> Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

> Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

> Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

> Baniya: (Gusse se), mercedez kion nahi di?

> Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay

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> Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?

> NewsPaper:  Rs.50 per word.

> Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

> Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

> Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .

> Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale

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> Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

> Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

> Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

> Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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> Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

> Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

> Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

> Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Ultimate truth.............!!!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. The road to success??.. Is always under construction. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.   Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. Especially for Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker